Smoky Mountain Cocaine Bear
Smoky Mountain Cocaine Bear on the loose in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Great Smoky Mountain officials announced the discovery of a crashed plane inside the park boundary loaded with cocaine and other narcotics.
“It appears a large black bear discovered the plane crash before the recovery team could arrive,” said ranger S. Norton Cocha. “The drugs were wrapped in plastic and several of the packages were torn open. A white powder covered with bear tracks was found in the surrounding forest.”
After the discovery of the plane a large black bear with white powder smeared on his snout appeared in downtown Gatlinburg. The bear seemed to have more energy than usual climbing telephone poles and chasing cars. Onlookers were astonished when the bear stopped traffic rolling back and forth on the highway. “That bear is stoned out of his mind,” yelled one tourist. “I’ll have what he is having,” yelled another!
Wildlife authorities tracked the bear back to his lair where they found bundles of cocaine neatly stacked and ready for use. They had found the bears stash! When officials attempted to remove the contraband the bear returned but this time he had friends with him and then the great cocaine bear bash was on!
One ranger was heard to remark, “Those bears had a snootful!