If you’re ready for some belly laughs, you’re ready for Cuzzin Eddie’s Toors of the Smokies! Cuzzin Eddie offers up novelty, tongue-in-cheek tours on the Gatlinburg-Pigeon Forge side of the Great Smoky Mountains that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Nurture your inner hillbilly and take in the sights and sounds of the Smokies on Cuzzin Eddie’s custom 14-passenger bus for a rollicking good time!
Here are a few of Cuzzin Eddie’s Toors of the Smokies that are fun for grown-ups and kids.
Aunt Tweedy’s Hillbilly Roots Toor – This 90-minute tour cruises by the sewage treatment plant, the feed store and more novel sites in Sevier County TN. With music, arts and crafts, and a few surprises, Aunt Tweedy will help you get in touch with your inner hillbilly. Tour price $29 per person.
Mrs. Beanfahrt’s Field Trip – Kids will love their teacher, Mrs. Ima Beanfahrt, who leads an entertaining, two-hour outing to the local deer farm and petting zoo. This special tour includes sing-alongs, a kid-sized lunch, and a cup of animal food. Tour price is $26 adults, $19 children ages 3-12, $3 children under 3.
White Lightnin’ Express – Visit several local, craft distilleries on this 3-4 hour tour for adults only and learn all about the rich and colorful history of moonshine in the mountains and how it’s made today. Tour price $39 per person.
Eddie’s Cheap Thrills Ride – No frills, no prizes, no snacks. Just ride up and down the Parkway singing, yelling, and waving at people in Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg for about an hour. Your “celebrity” host will take you by some of the newest attractions and talk about the local culture and history. Then you get a package of Ramen noodles as a souvenir. Tour price is $19 per person.
To schedule your tour, call 615-289-4815 or visit Cuzzin Eddie’s Toors.
Who are the entertainers behind Cuzzin Eddie’s Toors?
Jack Bullard and C.J. Morgan are professional celebrity impersonators who entertain audiences around the world but make their home in the beautiful Smoky Mountains. Jack Bullard is a leading Jack Nicholson impersonator. Together, the couple perform “Jack Loves Dolly” a fast-paced, motivational presentation for businesses and organizations.
C.J. Morgan’s family roots run deep in East Tennessee and her blood runs orange for the University of Tennessee from where she received her master’s degree. A lifelong songwriter and performer, Morgan is an award-winning Dolly Parton tribute artist. This year, Morgan is nominated for the “Country Heavy Hitter” Award at the annual Reel Awards Celebrity Tribute Artist Convention held in Las Vegas this month.
Morgan, who naturally resembles Parton, chose to perform “Sha-Kon-O-Hey” for this video without the costume, long fingernails, and other enhancements that add to the image because she wanted it to come from the heart. The nomination for Morgan comes on the heels of last year’s wildfire storm.